Not Everyone's Mama

I understand, I really do.  They take security VERY seriously.  I appreciate that. I love that you are so cautious, Paypal, really I do.  But do you have to take it so seriously that you limit my account every stinking 2 weeks?  For real?

It took me a long time just to get my name changed to my married name.  I have no idea how many times I sent them the same files OVER and OVER and OVER again.

I also realize that I do a lot of small transactions on Ebay.  I buy lots of beads from Hong Kong and China.  I buy lots of gemstones from Taiwan.  I like beading.  It relaxes me.

Do you have to seriously limit my account so I can’t pay for anything EVERY time I go on a spending spree.

My husband does appreciate it, but, I think you suck.

Now you did it with my Halloween costume.

It’s coming from China.

I need it in time for Halloween.

And you’ve got disputes open on me now.

Thank you so much!

Every couple of weeks I have to send you my photo ID.  Surely you have enough copies of it to last you.  I really don’t like sending my social security card like you made me do a couple of times ago.

Seriously.

I don’t mind changing my password, but I just changed it this morning because I forgot what I’d changed it to last time.  Here’s to remembering it this time.

Paypal, if there were another viable option for my store, I would completely stop using you.

On the plus side, LOVING my Halloween costume, but I’m not sure if I’ll have the guts to wear it out.

See, Heather is modest.

This is not a modest costume.

But I want to win the dang trip this year.

Oh yes, I am going as a burlesque dancer.

The boa is to help cover the good parts.

The shorts are to cover the other end.

I still need thigh highs.  There is no way I’m going to last in heels all night long.

And red lipstick.  Something I never wear.  If you know me, you know I go heavy on the eye make up, so I keep the lips neutral.  Don’t own red.

I’m trying to decide between my natural hair or pinning up my wig.  Love my wig.  That link takes you to the review.  I don’t get a chance to go that dramatic very often. 

Want me to link up to the auctions?  Some were buy it now, cheap cheap cheap, and they had more.

Boa | Gloves | Fascinator | Shorts | Corset/Tutu

And if you hurry and get stuff now, you should be able to get it in time for Halloween.  Most things from China take a couple of weeks to hit me in Iowa.

Nano is going to be Thomas the Tank Engine which of course, I thought was completely appropriate, seeing as my son has been infatuated with trains since he was well, ok, he’s 2, since he was a baby. He LOVES Thomas.

Jordan is going with this costume Rigor Mortis.  But, he has plans that involve me buying him funky contact lenses.  I’m not sure about that.

Leece is going back and forth between Princess "Tangled" Rapunzel and Tinkerbell , it’s going to depend on what price I find it for. Mama’s a cheapskate frugal.

Katiana has been asking for Monster High Frankie Stein. We’ll see what I can find.

Ok, peeps!

What’s your costume going to be like?

Link me up!  I want to see!

Or link me up to your Paypal vents.  They drive me nuts.

Have a wonderful day!

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I love Ecco Bella, so I had to share their latest newsletter!  Read on –

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I came across a site tonight that I thought I would share.  They have such cute children’s clothing!

Tea Collection designs their clothing from inspiration they draw from in their travels around the world.  It could be from the art of Korean patchwork to the boldness in street graffiti in Brazil.  They started out with 3 sweaters and a desire to bring world wide culture and design into children’s clothing.

These are some of my favorites I saw that I know would look adorable on my girls!

Boardwalk V-Neck Dress

Citron Flora Ruffle Twirling Dress (I’ll admit, this is my ABSOLUTE favorite.  I can see Alyce twirling in it like I used to do in my skirts and dresses like this.)

Jardin Play Dress

Casa Nouveau Tea Dress  (This one is VERY close to tieing as my favorite.  It is just beautiful!)

The prices are fabulous too.  Most of the dresses I have looked at are only $27. 

While you are browsing through their store make sure you check those out.  They are beautiful!  I am seriously thinking about getting my favorites for the girls.  I can picture them in my head.

They don’t just have girl’s clothes.  They have a beautiful assortment of boys’ clothes that I could see Christiano wearing.  Really really cute.  Their Spanish Nouveau Collection would look adorable on him!

Guess what?  They also have clothes for us ladies!  They look comfortable and beautiful.  That’s a combination that I love to where!  Their dresses are so pretty!

Besides their website (teacollection.com), you can find their clothing at Saks, Nordstroms, and 300 children’s boutiques throughout the US, Canada, and Australia.  Check them out!  Tell me what your favorite would be for your kiddo!  I’m sure you will find something you fall in love with, just like I did!

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Yesterday I showed my shoe picks for me from ShoeDazzle for March.  Today I thought I’d go through my ones from JustFabulous, because you know window shopping is pure torture fabulous.

I had 6 picks from JustFabulous for the month and I have to say, I like all of them.  I liked almost all of the ShoeDazzle ones, but these ones are all ones I would wear definitely. So, let’s look at them and see what they decided my style was.

Matilda

Make magic with Matilda. The supple faux suede material on this open-toe platform sandal is luxurious, while the ruching and stitching details are added attractions. Take her out for drinks with a cotton jacquard skirt and silk blouse.

I don’t know how comfortable these are, but I LOVE the way they look.  Sexy mama.

Blair

Blair is a versatile style that can be worn with anything from bootleg jeans to practical pencil skirts. Her python print complements sleek daywear, while the studs along her platform twinkle under the stars of the rooftop bar at which she’s is sipping her martini.

I could see this with so many outfits.  Love the stitching around the bottom.  Beautiful shoe!

Laura

Live it up in Laura! The style’s minimalist silhouette can take you from work to play in one step. The faux suede upper is sensible, yet sharp, while the studded platform gives the practical pump an edgy element. Wear Laura with tailored trousers and a blazer to work, then shed the jacket at happy hour to reveal a sequin tank!

I want these shoes.  Bad.  Love the color and the studs.  Love the shoes period.

Nicole

Nothing says summer like a cool pair of cork wedges. Nicole is ready to take a long stroll through the park, stopping to admire all of the beautiful flora and fauna around her. She also enjoys window shopping on the trendy streets of downtown and taking in an old silent film after a light lunch at the local cafe. Nicole will look fabulous with a pair of cuffed khaki shorts and a boat neck top or a pair of Capri’s and printed caftan.

These too.  Love them!  Can you see it with a fun retro 70’s outfit?

Whitney

Take a walk on the wild side with Whitney. She exemplifies several of spring’s hottest trends including a slight platform for extra stability and height; cutouts that add interest; and lots of slim straps around the ankle to draw attention to your long legs. But the true pièce de résistance is the zip-up T-strap making this style a cinch to slip in and out of.

These are too fun!  They kind of make me want to dress up in pleather because I can’t afford leather.  Be all done up like a naughty Sandra Dee in Grease.

Lydia

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean your toes have to go into hibernation. Let them come out and play in Lydia. Her sexy embossed straps are perfect for fall festivities, and the double platform and tapered heel will make your sultry stance unstoppable. Go all-out glam by wearing Lydia with a draped satin dress.

This, my friends, is my absolute favorite shoe from both sites for March.  I WANT this shoe.  Like drooling over want it.  And with a 5 3/4 heel, I’d be almost 5’10”.  Only 3 inches shorter than my husband.  Wouldn’t that be fun if I could wear them without killing myself from tripping over my own two feet?

These shoes leave me with the question, how comfortable are they?

Heels usually kill me since I have had kids.  I finally found a pair of heels that I can wear for hours that don’t kill me.  I never thought to buy heels at this store.  It is a pair of black ankle boots that was donated to me after the fire.  They are from American Eagle.  American Eagle = clothes.  No?  Not just clothes, comfy high heels too.

So is it all in how the heels is made?  I have (had actually, before the fire) tons of heels that I wear and then take off when I get to where ever I need to go.  Tucking my feet up under me under the table, hoping no one will notice.  When I have to put them back on, I try not to hobble to much.  It’s hard to walk confidently when you’re feet are in excruciating pain.

What’s your favorite brand of heel?  The one that you can wear all day long without being in crippling pain?  Have you found it yet?

Mine would be that pair of AE boots.

Have a great day and make sure you run over to JustFabulous and see what they pick out for you!

To the FTC (wo)man:  JustFabulous did not ask me to write this post.  JustFabulous does not even know that I’m writing this post.  JustFabulous gave me nothing for this post.  I just thought it was fun.

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So, I haven’t actually got the shoes from ShoeDazzle yet, but I signed up just to see how they close they get to my personal style.  It’s fun.   Plus, I’m kind of broken until we get the house and get back on our feet again.

My style is poetic, eclectic, and romantic which is totally spot on…….when I’m not in yoga pants.  That whole soccer mom thing and all.  No excuse….well, I have one now, I don’t have any dress clothes after the fire.  Before the fire, I had no excuse.

Back to my shoe picks for the month.

Shoshana

Recommended by Melis Kuris

Shoshana is the softly studded, versatile flat boot you’ll want to be seen in everywhere.
This knee-high boot will pair well with virtually everything in your wardrobe. Throw on your favorite leggings, a comfy striped angora tunic and wait for whistles! A bow-studded headband and loose waves in your hair are all you need to complete a casual and cozy look

I love these boots.  They are totally my style and you don’t know how badly I want to order them.  This was my favorite pair out of my picks for the month. 

Junie

Recommended by Kim Kardashian

Find your boot bliss with Junie, sculptural in faux suede.
Junie’s a playful ankle boot with endless possibility. Take some inspiration from menswear by pairing a loose, pleated tunic with a boyfriend-fit blazer and cropped trousers, or play the downtown diva in head-to-toe black, from your sweater to your leggings to your jewelry.

I normally don’t wear heels this high.  Because I’ve never found a pair of comfortable heels that are that tall.  I do really like this shoe though.  If they were comfortable, I would totally wear these.

Weekend

Recommended by Camille Jumelle

Good news—the Weekend is here with a bevy of embellishments on faux snakeskin and chevron-quilted faux leather.
Weekend has a wealth of baubles, from a chain over the toe to a pyramid studded heel. She’s got so much going on that a casual outfit that subtly picks up her colors is best, like a khaki button down tucked into a pair of black skinny jeans.

This is probably my least favorite of the picks for me.  I wouldn’t buy these on my own ever.  I might wear them with the right outfit, but definitely not something I would pick out for myself.

Josephine

Recommended by Merika Rock

Strappy faux leather cages and buckles its way gracefully around the ankle.
Josephine’s ready for spring with her faux cork wedge! A graphic-print halter maxi dress or a sleek, belted wrap dress will complement this chunky wedge with aplomb.

I love this one too.  Love the cork heel and the braided leather and the double buckle.  Again, totally my style.

Bryn

Recommended by Camille Jumelle

Pinked and perforated scalloped faux leather and a flirty tassel update this twist on the Oxford.
Bryn’s spectator styling is classic vintage, but her palette decidedly modern. A simple shift dress or a miniskirt with a brightly patterned silk top will complement her nicely. Sparkly silver jewelry will top off the look with ease.

I am not a huge fan of these in black, but I would totally love these in another color, red, purple, teal.  A fun bright color.

Those are my picks for the month.  What are yours?  You don’t know?  Go sign up and find out.  You don’t have to put down your credit card just to see your picks.  You just sign up.  I think I’m going to do a post like this every month and see how spot on they are after I rate more shoes.

Have a great day!

To the FTC (wo)man:  ShoeDazzle did not ask me to write this post.  ShoeDazzle does not even know that I’m writing this post.  ShoeDazzle gave me nothing for this post.  I just thought it was fun.

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This is too cute!  Let me show you what I did -

See, Santa was off duty that night that we went out for Halloween and he hijacked my photo.  Who knew Santa was hanging in Des Moines, IA on Halloween night?  Not I.  He seriously should have won the most creative costume that night.

I can see so many ideas with iCaughtSanta.com.  If you do it quickly, you can prove to your kids there is a Santa!  Take a picture of yourself in front of the Christmas tree, upload it to iCaughtSanta.com, pick your Santa, your border, and voila your done!  It’s $9.99 or you can upgrade to a bundle of 4 for $10 more!  Too much fun!  I just showed my picture to the girls and they loved it!  But mom, how come you didn’t tell us you saw Santa that night?  I was waiting for the picture of course!

Oh, another idea!  Take a picture of your sleeping child and place Santa in front of them!  Print it out and show it to them on Christmas morning!  Bonus excitement!

Santa is in excellent quality and goes with my picture quite well if I do say so myself, though I should have moved him down a tad bit farther looking at it now.

More info on icaughtsanta.com.

More info on Catch A Character.

Search: iCaughtSanta in the iPhone app store to catch Santa anywhere.

Like iCaughtSanta.com on Facebook and follow them on Twitter!

I’m not doing very many giveaways anymore, but this is too fun.  I had to do one.  We’re going to make it easy and quick!

Ready?

Set?

Tell me who/what pose you would use for this picture if you won? You can visit iCaughtSanta.com to get some ideas!

Or

Tell me which Santa over at iCaughtSanta.com you would use for your picture.

Either or.  Whichever you choose. Short and sweet so you can do this before Christmas!

Win one of 5 codes to iCaughtSanta.com!

Go!

(Giveaway ends 12/18/10 at 11:59 PM CST)

I received a free photo and a shot at an iPad with this post but all opinions remain my own.  It’s still too much fun!

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You all know how much I love Artscow!  I was getting ready to make some Christmas presents from credits I have and decided to post the latest coupon codes on Facebook. I thought, why not put them here for you guys as well.

These coupon codes are on top of what you get for signing up (it changes all the time, it’s usually LOTS free prints and something else).

So, if you are a member of Artscow already, just enter these codes into your credit/discount area.  If you’re new, just go sign up and then enter the codes in you’re credit/discount area.

• Free 18pcs 6”x6” Book Credits for Six Months Coupon Code – 6M6X6BKS expiration to enter the code – Nov 6 – books are good for 6 months once you enter it.
• This one you have to use when you order – $5.99/any watch – coupon code – TIMELESS – expires 11/2 – I have a watch from them, LOVE it!
• 3-20" canvases for $20/shipping included – got these for Pato last year for Christmas of his family. They look so good! Coupon code – 20CNVS3 expires 11/6
• ?7 – 9X7 photo books free – code – SE7ENBKS expires 10/31 – you have 30 days after you enter it to order the books.

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Artscow is giving away 5000 memo pads/day for sharing the deal on Facebook.  I just did it and ordered mine using this picture.

It says I’ll follow you across the bottom.

As a side note if you’ve never used Artscow, I’ve used them many times.  I’ve ordered photo books, purses, umbrellas, coin purses for teacher presents, prints, a watch.  It is always awesome quality.  If I don’t have a huge time limit on getting it, I use them. (It ships from Hong Kong.)  They are ALWAYS sending out deals like this.  <3 them bunches!

The teacher presents I usually order in October.  Here’s the coin purse I ordered last year for both kids’ teachers.

Here was the umbrella design I used, it came out awesome!  The colors on everything always come out just like they do in my picture that I create for the design.

Oh, I’ve also ordered their canvases.  One of Pato’s most cherished possession is the last picture he has of his father at his sister’s quincenera that I had put on a 8X10 canvas.  (I couldn’t go any bigger because the original picture quality wasn’t great and that wasn’t a lot I could do with it.)  Those canvases are awesome!  We’ve got that one framed in the living room, plus 2 more that I still need to frame of the kids and Pato and I.  So they are highly recommended by me.

Check out the memo pad offer.

Dear FCA (wo)man:  Artscow did not give me a darn thing for posting this, well, they gave me a memo pad actually for sharing, but it wasn’t for sharing on my blog and I don’t have it in my hand yet.  I just thought I’d share it with my readers because I <3 Artscow and it’s a great deal!  Everything I have gotten from Artscow I have either paid for on my own full price or had a coupon offer for one of their fabulous deals.  They don’t even know I’m blogging this.

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