Aunts, anyone who might make me blush mentioning this post to me, find a cute post with pictures of my kids to look at!
Second, this post is about an adult product. While, it’s not totally a realistic body part (but kind of) adult product, it still is adult product, if you don’t want to read it, please skip this post. If you have children peering over your shoulder, skip this post. I don’t want to be responsible for kids saying, mom! What’s that? I get enough of that here at home. 
Still with me? Ok then, here we go!
It’s that time of the month! Our Eden Fantasy sex toy of the month in our household.
Since Pato was so thrilled with last month’s product we got to review, we decided we’d continue on with the review program. Though I blushed a little posting it, I got a few emails supporting my decision. Sometimes we old married folk with a household of kids need a little fun to spice things up, bring a little fun back. We’re married, not dead.
This month we got to try Decadence Ripples!
Rippling with delight, this fun and flirty vibrator is the perfect discreet toy for those secretive intimate rendezvous whether alone or with a partner. Made with Velvet Touch plastic, this vibrator is incredibly smooth to the touch and extremely skin-friendly, making all the tickling and teasing you’ll be doing completely comfortable and enjoyable. The piece begins with a small rounded-ball head that graduates in size as it reaches the base, each ripple and ridge growing wider and bigger as they approach the end of the shaft. The easy-to-use comfort grip dial controls the powerful multi-speed vibrations and offers great mobility and handling as you play. Fantastic waterproof construction also makes this piece fun in any wet locale and the free plastic carrying case is perfect for travel.
It arrived, as always, in a very discreet box. My mailman is used to bringing me lots of things and this didn’t raise any eyebrows in it’s plain priority mail box. I love that part!
I giggled when I pulled it out. It’s not big. at all. You could probably put this in the pocket of your jeans and no one would be the wiser, as long as they were skin tight skinny jeans. Well, I could. Cuz I wear oversize shirts most of the time that cover my pockets. Not that I’d need to carry this in my pocket.
Pato turned it on and it didn’t feel too strong. I actually thought the Legamento’s vibrations were stronger than this when comparing by hand.
Also, this one isn’t very loud either, which again, in a household of 4 kids, is HUGELY important. I don’t need anyone coming in and asking what that buzzing sound is.
Time came to try it.
No dirty details for you all.
I will say I loved it! Yes, the vibrations felt lighter than the other one I tried, but that being said, once in place, you have more control over where these vibrations are going, the tip can go certain places that the nubs on the other couldn’t reach as expertly.
In conjunction with um, relations, I was in heaven. Mind blowing would kind of be a good word to describe it.
I had shaky leg syndrome when it was over
And Pato was patting himself on the back for his expertise.
And I was singing happy happy joy joy.
Of course Pato left me to the task of cleaning it up, as you always should after each time of using your sex toys. Also, remember to never ever share them.
I’m kind of really happy that we joined in on the adult toys fun after this review!
Totally recommend this one to everyone, not so much as a vibrator for internal use – personally, I think it’s kind of small for that, maybe I’m just spoiled with Pato, but for pin pointing other sensitive spots. Sky high I was.
Thank you to edenfantasy.com for sending us Decadence Ripples to test drive! That was too much fun!
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