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I Have A VERY Naughty 2 Year Old

Posted by Heather Manning On October - 12 - 2011

I had a bottle of my current favorite nail polish.

Notice the word had.

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(I don’t remember what red that is, but isn’t it gorgeous?  Looks even better on your nails!)

I was making supper.

Katiana came running in – MOM!  Nano spilled nail polish ALL OVER the bathroom floor.

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Why yes, yes he did.

And no one bothered to tell me until it was already dried onto the linoleum.  I think he tried stamping as well.  The pads to my Konad Stamper were history missing.  I was too angry to see how scratched up my nail plates were going to be.  I should probably do that now.

We were out of paper towels and I did not have nearly enough nail polish remover to pull that off.  I was not about to ruin one of my towels with that mess.

I’m wondering if the EcoOrange I bought from a door to doors salesman will take it out because I don’t relish spending time in the bathroom cleaning it up, inhaling massive amounts of nail polish fumes.

Seriously….

you thought your kids were naughty?

I’m betting I have yours beat.

Have a great day!

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5 Responses to “I Have A VERY Naughty 2 Year Old”

  1. Grady Pruitt says:

    Kids can make some of the biggest messes! He was probably just experimenting and didn’t know that he was causing a big mess. Hopefully it won’t be too hard to clean up.
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    • Heather Manning says:

      Grady! I love your attitude. I need a little more of you over here. :) I’ve been so stressed out by my kids lately. Thank you!

  2. Kathy says:

    I wonder who it was that spilled the nail polish remover down the side of the kitchen cabinet (oh so many years ago)? Removed the finish completely. Kids will be kids, right????

  3. Stephanie from Work at Home Business
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    I’ve been pretty lucky with my kids, and not had to deal with mischief quite this bad. Even the hair cutting episode was minor. We had a small nail polish spill, a couple years back, but at least it stayed on the bathroom counter.
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  4. Kathy says:

    I forgot what the boys did with your polish! Mom

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