
I figure we might as well continue the alcohol theme that I started yesterday.
How do we all feel about tequila?
I hated it for the longest time and called it te-kill-ya.
My mom should probably close her eyes.
My first experience with tequila was at 13. My friend Chandra’s dad had a bottle in his house. We mixed it with – get ready to gag, I promise – MILK.
Instant curdle.
But we took a big drink anyway and spit it all over the place.
Holy hell.
Who would mix tequila and milk together besides a couple of stupid 13 year old girls. Mom, you can open your eyes now. I am proud to say I didn’t drink alcohol for many years after that. I thought it all would taste like that concoction we made.
Like any other 21 year old I tried shots of Cuervo, lick it…slam it….suck it and all that jazz. I preferred lemon drops (Absolute vodka instead of tequila, sugar instead of salt, and lemon instead of lime.) I had trouble keeping that down.
Then at my friend’s house I tried Cazadores. I shot it. It went in my mouth. My throat said oh hell no, not in here you don’t. It came straight back out (kind of like the milk/tequila mixture) and sprayed all the party guests. I wasn’t young either. I had Jordan. (Not at the party obviously.) I was probably 25.
I swore off tequila again and anything with deer heads on the bottle after that. Until my sister in law talked me into shots of jager on Halloween last year. I should really stick to my rule.
When we moved to Ohio my brother in law introduced me to two different tequilas. Both so smooth it was almost like drinking water. I didn’t drink them often, but they weren’t bad. That blue bottle above is my first bottle of tequila I didn’t spit all over my drinking partner. (I didn’t drink the whole thing. My BIL let me have it when it was empty because I thought it was pretty. Told you I have a thing with bottles yesterday.) That one was -

Tequilla Corralejo (Reposado)
That one will run you about $40 but it is smooth.
He also introduced me to:

Corazón Tequila De Agave Blanco
That one is like drinking water and runs about $75
After drinking those 2 you’ll think that anything else tastes like lighter fluid.
Remember, I’m married to a Mexican. His family was not satisfied until they found a tequila that I could keep down at wedding receptions. I refused to even try it for the longest time.
I don’t know any of the terminology, aged in oak barrels, flavor of this, flavor of that. I know what I like and what doesn’t burn like gasoline going down.
That’s one thing I never understood about drinking. I know lots of people who just drink something to be getting drunk. If it doesn’t taste good, why drink it? If it leaves you shuddering after you take a drink, why continue? And I don’t know about you, but tipsy is ok. Flat out drunk is not a great way to feel. It’s hard for me to find something I like to drink more than I do my diet pepsi. And I’m a light weight. It only takes a shot or a drink to get me starting to feel tipsy. Since I don’t like to be drunk, I very rarely drink.
Funny thing to end a post about tequila with huh? I guess I won’t end it on that note then.
If I was going to drink tequila, I’d drink one of the above. I don’t know many places other than a few Mexican restaurants (a la my brother in law) that keep the good stuff on hand. He even kept a bottle of Monte Alban Mezcal on hand. Recognize that name? If not, you might recognize what it is famous for:

Picture from here.
Do you see it? Click on the picture. You can hit the arrow back to the post. Now do you see it in the bottom of the bottle?
Oh yes, that would be the worm. Believe me, it looks just as disgusting out of the bottle as it does in. Almost like a parasite that you willingly swallow.
We had one customer who always wanted my BIL to save the worm for him. And he’d eat it. In front of us.
Gross.
No thank you.
I won’t even touch that tequila with a 10 foot pole. It’s got a bug in it.
I’ll leave you with a recipe for a Mexican drink they talked me into drinking once or twice or three times. It’s a Mexican Recipe, just like Bunny requested. I don’t think that’s what she had in mind, but here you are!
Flaming Cucaracha
.75 Kahlua
.75 Tequila (I prefer one of the ones above, obviously)
.5 bacardi 151
layer them
set them on fire
I would recommend drinking it really quickly through a straw before you set the straw on fire and it melts in the shot glass.
Or, if you have no need for nose hairs – shoot it.
(I claim no responsibility for your shooting it – or drinking it period. You are here at your own risk if you have those drinks set up in front of you. Nor am I responsible for what you might do if you have one too many…like spill a pitcher of frozen strawberry margaritas down the front of your uniform while delivering it to your table because your brother in law talked you into a shot before the restaurant closed. Nor am I responsible for any insurance quotes going up because you did something else stupid while shooting it. Never ever drive after shooting any type of shot – or drinking period - And remember kids, adults over 21 only please.)
What shall tomorrow’s theme be? I already shared the jumbo margarita, halter dress, boob flapping out while I was dancing story. I think. Didn’t I? Yep, I did.
There’s a reason why I don’t drink much. That story pretty much sums it up.
Have a great day!
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