Last night, I went to the bathroom and do you know what Christiano manages to do in the time that took me?
You won’t believe it.
He cracked a whole carton (18 eggs) on my kitchen floor PLUS mixed in some cool whip PLUS mixed in some butter.
ALL over my kitchen floor.
When I walked into the kitchen he was in the midst of the mess. He looked up at me with huge wide eyes when he heard me say, what are you doing??? and as he tried tip toeing through the goo that he had made he was saying….
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I’m not sure if the oh my gosh was because he got caught and knew he was in trouble?
Or was the oh my gosh because he was amazed at how fast he could make such a humongous mess?
Or was it an oh my gosh! I don’t know how this mess got here nor how I managed to get in the middle of it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Naughty little boy.
This is not the first time he’s cracked the eggs all over the kitchen floor. He did it when I was sick. He did it when Pato was home once.
Refrigerator lock you say?
He rips those right off the fridge.
He reminds me of Jordan at this age.
Jordan was naughty too.
He still is just different levels of naughty. You know, older kid naughty. (Almost 12 year old kid asking for an acne thing like nanocleanse when he doesn’t even have a pimple yet naughty. They are weird at this age.)
Do you know what he did with eggs once?
He wanted to be strong like Hulk Hogan when he was 5. He thought if he drank a bunch of raw eggs he’d get Hulk’s muscles. So, he took some eggs into his room and tried it. He didn’t like it so much.
Know what he did with the eggs? Threw them over the back of his bed into the far corner where no one could see them. Not even if you looked under the bed without a flashlight. (This is when he had a different bed.) For real, unless you’re looking for something, how many times do you get under the bed to search with a flashlight? I’ll tell you, you do it more often when you have kids like mine. When we got him his loft bed was when I found egg dried into the carpet back in the far corner. That was a lot of fun to get out of the carpet.
Flipped my lid.
What is it with my boys and eggs?
Now Jordan has a loft bed. No way to throw anything under the bed without mama seeing it.
I’ll tell you what we are not having for breakfast today. Scrambled eggs. I’m out of eggs.
Have a great day!
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You know you just love kids lol. I guess in the end he’s probably trying to make something nice for dinners or even a late night snacks. What a cute little story hehe! As I’m reading I pictured him tip toeing, what a cutie.
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he is a dollbaby. Oh my gosh! *trying to hide the tears of laughter*
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