When we left the grocery store the other day, Jordan said, mom! Look at that guy’s shorts! This guy had just pulled up on a crotch rocket. I looked over and there he was. Knee high socks. Shiny latex (leather?) pants, and pads. I was glad to see him wearing pads. As Dora said, so we can be safe! Then he took off his helmet, and I thought he might have had a toupee on. It was a 3 stooges haircut, none the less. Pitch black.