When we left the grocery store the other day, Jordan said, mom!  Look at that guy’s shorts!  This guy had just pulled up on a crotch rocket.  I looked over and there he was.  Knee high socks.  Shiny latex (leather?) pants, and pads.  I was glad to see him wearing pads.  As Dora said, so we can be safe!  Then he took off his helmet, and I thought he might have had a toupee on.  It was a 3 stooges haircut, none the less.  Pitch black.