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My Sewing Machine Stinks

Posted by Heather Manning On June - 11 - 2010

Blame the machine, I know.  It couldn’t be human error right? :)

I started out last night with this –

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Because nothing says operate heavy machinery like a big ol’ Bailey’s and cream (in a McDonald’s Coca Cola glass).

I fiddled and fiddled and got so excited when it finally sewed a straight line.

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Don’t laugh, that’s straight for me.

(I’ve found my phone camera doesn’t work so well without a lot of light.)

Then I flipped it over and saw this –

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Yeah, that didn’t work so well.

What the heck am I doing wrong?  The top stitched perfectly once I figured out I needed the tension on 3 and the stitch something or other set on 6 or 7.  But the bobbin thread?  Yes, that’s the mess above.  Is there a tension for that?

After banging my head on my sewing machine cabinet a few times, Pato suggested we take it to a repair shop.  Have them clean it, test the timing, the belts, oil it etc.  I was hoping if I was dramatic enough I’d get a new sewing machine.  Just a starter one, I don’t need one that sews for me quite yet.  I saw this one at Wal-Mart yesterday –

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Brother 10-Stitch Free-Arm Sewing Machine with Automatic 4-Step Buttonholer

I’m a simple gal.  I could probably do without the automatic 4 step buttonholer since I don’t even know how to make a button hole, but alas, he is making me get mine fixed. I guess if I ever learn how to make the girls dresses, they shall have zippers or snaps. :)

I am trying right now to make something similar to this –

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Prevue-Hendryx Snuggle Hut Small 7 inch

Except for ours has the fleece in it that looks like sheep’s wool and I got extra fabric that’s all bright and sunshiny for the outside.

It’s not going so well.  I could hand sew it.  I really could.  But I did the first 14 inch seam by hand and said, I don’t think so.  I want these made by tomorrow when Shelley and I go pick up the baby lovebirds. 

I’m going to my mom’s to use her sewing machine today.  I was going to yesterday, but it started storming really bad at out and I decided it was better to be safe than have a birdie tent.

Speaking of birds.  I think mine are mad at me.  (My 5 parakeets)

Remember me making birdie bread?  It was a huge hit.  So much so, that’s what they eat every morning for breakfast.  For lunch they have chopped up veggies, and then there is seed mixed with pellets in the cage if they get hungry at night.

Now I make a 9X13 pan of it and store it in the freezer.  It lasts a week.

Seriously.

They love it.

And it’s the only way I can get them to eat fruits.  They ignore them when they are in the cage bowls.  I put different fruits and veggies in every time I make the bread for them.

I forgot to make birdie bread last night, even though I knew I was out. 

Crap.

I got up this morning, uncovered their cage, and thought I’ll just chop up the veggies  they eat for lunch and make bird bread for lunch instead.

Obviously some birds don’t do well with change.

They know the sounds that accompany me making their food.  They started their squawking when I opened the freezer (to take out the veggies), got even louder when the microwave went on (to defrost), and reached it’s loudest point when I hung the bowls off the cages.  That’s what it sounds like here every morning.

They hopped on the bowls.  Looked down.  Stuck their beaks in.  Then they promptly turned their beaks up and flew to their perches.  I guess they don’t want veggies for breakfast.

Angel and Blueberry just flew over to the bowls a few minutes ago and started throwing everything out to the cage floor.

I get the point.

You don’t have to make a big mess for me to clean up.

I need to make more bird bread.

I am off to do that so they will calm down.

Spoiled rotten budgies.

Have a great day!

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7 Responses to “My Sewing Machine Stinks”

  1. Jenn W
    Twitter:
    says:

    Sorry you’re still having trouble with the machine, wish I lived closer and could help you. I agree with the taking it into the shop, those new machines from Wallyworld are AWFUL! I used to advise my beginning sewing students to look in the paper and buy a really old one from the 50s, 60s, or 70s and take it in to be cleaned up – you’ll spend the same money but get a MUCH better machine. When you go to pick it up, ask them to show you how to thread it, top and bottom. They won’t mind, and you’ll be sure you’re doing it right! That said, there’s something zen about hand sewing :)
    Jenn W´s most fabulous [type] ..My Scratch Disk is Full? – Quick Tip Tuesday

  2. Ellen says:

    I can laugh we all spoil our pets! I have two mini-lop rabbits that get fresh grated carrots every night. It’s the only way they’ll eat them!

  3. Young Wife
    Twitter:
    says:

    I wish I could sew! My grandmother taught me when I was little, but I’m so out of practice.
    Young Wife´s most fabulous [type] ..SITS Day!

  4. I had to laugh at you drinking while sewing. Sewing makes me want to drink! I am just horrible at it! I did teach myself to hand sew from youtube, but it would be nice to just use my machine and get it done quickly. ;)
    marshmallowcircus´s most fabulous [type] ..The blob who ate me

  5. Alisha says:

    I hate my machine. I think it’s from the Devil made especially for me. I MAY or MAY NOT have laughed a lot about your beverage of choice for sewing. I’ll leave that for you to decide. But I feel your sewing pain. Sorry it’s giving you trouble.
    Alisha´s most fabulous [type] ..Photo Phriday — Texas Moonrise

  6. Jessica from One Shiny Star
    Twitter:
    says:

    Hey! I have had this problem before… but the problem with my top string was mis-threaded, I had wrapped it around something extra.

    Tutorial: http://www.threadsmagazine.com/item/4302/understanding-thread-tension

    Try looking at this tutorial, it kind of trouble shoots the possible problems. Also get a can of air, and spray our the machine – dust can cause a lot of problems.

    Good luck!

  7. Jessica from One Shiny Star
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh yeah… I just remember something. Try this: Make sure when you are putting your bobbin into the casing, that the end of the thread goes… well… under the little lip (it should show it in the manual). Lol. (my previously mentioned problem was two-fold, but I had forgotten this bit). But, have your tried changing the top tension. I read once that loops on the bottom means it is the top tension, and if it in loops on the top, it is the bottom tension.

    I wish I was as cool as my mom – she could just look at your picture and tell you exactly what was wrong. (PS: My top tension had to be higher than “normal” for the bubbles to go away… it is dependent on the string type.)
    Jessica @ One Shiny Star´s most fabulous [type] ..To-Do

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