Oh yes it was.
First, warning. Talking about an adult product. Not using it. Just getting it.
Pato bought some K-Y Warming Gel
We had lava rock that needed to be returned to Wal-Mart. When we bought the new grill I asked the lady, how many bags of rock do we need? Should I get 2? She said, you can always return one if you don’t need it. Turns out we didn’t need either of them. Our grill doesn’t use that. So, I took that and the wrong K-Y back to Wal-Mart.
Standing at the customer service counter, the lady returns the lava rock then scans the warming gel. We don’t sell this. Huh? I called Pato and he had gotten it at Hy-Vee. He said he told me to return it there. I didn’t hear that. That was embarrassing enough.
I go off and grab the Intense. It’s the only thing I am checking out with. I picked out a nice older lady, cuz you know I don’t want a teenager knowing that I have a sex life. The stork brought my 4 kids. I didn’t actually have my 4 kids with me, thank goodness.
Everything proceeds as normal. She hands me my change. I said, thank you! Good night.
She said, “and yooooooouuu have a goood night!” and WINKED at me. WINKED! I started blushing so hard. I could feel my cheeks burning all the way to the front door where the elderly gentleman greeter said, “Have a good night!”. Dying. Did she call ahead on your walkie talkie and tell you what I bought? Thank you. Have a good night too.
I should have gotten a life insurance quote because I just about died of embarrassment. I am so funny I slay myself. Ok, maybe not. Back to the story.
Get home. Tell Pato about it. He’s rolling. He said, well return the other to Hy-Vee. If you think I’m taking this back to Hy-Vee after the Wal-Mart experience, you’ve done lost your mind. Thank you very much.
He opened up the K-Y Intense to look at it. We both were shocked that it was the size of a breath freshening spray. Teeny tiny for $23.99. Dang thing better work good. Then he proceeds to READ me the instructions. OUTLOUD. Stop! Just stop. I don’t need an anatomy lesson. Though if I did, there was a visual on the instructions. More blushing for me.
I’m a tad shy. Ok, I’m a lot shy. When it comes to that stuff. Please don’t read me the instructions. I said, how about you figure out what to do with it and it’ll be a surprise for me.
A little reflection while I’m writing this post, I just might be a little bit of a prude. I tend to color it shy. Doesn’t sound so bad. 
Not a review post, so I’ll just say, it worked ok. Not mind-blowing. Not worth the $23.99 for the bottle exciting. I wouldn’t say it heightened it so much as it quickened it. Quickened it so much Pato said it was media sucky. Thanks honey! (If you’re interested in it, I found K-Y Intense
Back to the cleaning of the room saga. Finished up Jordan’s room yesterday morning. Between Mon & Tues, I took 6 garbage bags of stuff out of his room, either for donation or trash. On the plus side, his room is spotless.
Then I moved on to the girls’ room. They had 3 – count them 1.2.3. overflowing toy boxes between the 2 of them. I got down to business. They now have 1 toy box and 1 – 3 drawer storage thing that I keep their Barbies, Littlest Pet Shop, Polly Pocket, etc in. (All those small things that tend to sink to the bottom of a toy box never to be seen again.) I need to get some more gallon size baggies because I’d like to separate those things like I did in Jordan’s room. Polly Pockets in one, Kelly dolls in another, Littlest Pet Shops in another.
All in all Kat and Alyce had 6 garbage bags go out of their room also.
7 hours after I started I was done with both rooms and everything is spotless. All broken toys and toys that haven’t been played with in a long time are gone. I feel lighter. Kids aren’t so happy. I say they will get over it. Or as my mama says, they’ll get glad in the same pants they got mad in. Maybe not? They changed clothes since yesterday.
Jordan – MOOOOM, I need *insert name of some toy, broken or not.
Me – you don’t need anything but food and shelter. Everything else is negotiable. Sorry dude.
Today I have to go get my IUD checked at 10:15 then I am planning on tackling my room. It’s a mess too. From my children bringing whatever they want in there and just dropping it wherever. Pato has been told he is going to deep clean the kitchen today since I have been busting my butt getting the other stuff done.
Does this mean I’m spring cleaning?
Have a great day!
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