Not Everyone's Mama

But, it’s cold.  How cold might you ask?

That my friends is the frost on the door to my apartment building INSIDE.  That’s the bottom of the door.  The top is frosted over too.  I’m afraid my fingers will freeze to the metal if I touch it, kind of like when you’re stupid and stick your tongue to a metal pole in the middle of winter, who does that, oh wait, I know someone who did. Our hallway is heated.  I swear to it.  Obviously not enough.

So, the ol’ tongue to the metal pole story.  When I was in 8th grade, Matt Wilson (I’d protect the innocent, but it’s a common name and what he did was really really stupid, love ya Matt if by some way you pop back into my world 17 years after graduation,  via my blog.) stuck his tongue to the metal railing that led up the steps to the middle school in the dead of winter in Iowa.  He lost a good size chunk of it pulling his tongue off.  And the rest of the winter we’d all look to see if that was still there.  Yep, it’s still cold, there’s Matt’s tongue.  Ok, how gross is that.  I can’t believe I shared that with you.  Everyone is going to be running from my blog to pray to the porcelain God.  Sorry bout that.

That’s about as good of a story as the time that Cooper pulled down his pants and lit his current of smelly air with a lighter at a party and burned all the hairs off of there.  I, of course, was not at that party because I wasn’t cool and didn’t get invited was a good girl and didn’t attend unsupervised parties.

I don’t know about you but I’m rolling over here, so hard that Christiano has joined me in my laughter.  Maybe you just had to be there which of course I wasn’t.

The good old days man.

On the serious side for something important for the Ricky Martin tweet of the day –

I don’t think there is anything more important than that message.

I hope you have a wonderful day!

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