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Christmas Blew Up All Over

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 26 - 2009

At least that’s what it looks like at my house. Toys everywhere.

I’ve got pictures.  I’ve got a lot of pictures.  Unfortunately, my husband was wearing boxers almost the whole time.  I begged, I pleaded, honey, you’re ruining my blog post for tomorrow, put some shorts on.  Finally he put some on, but in most of the pictures, he’s in boxers.  It would serve him right I posted them. I’m not quite that mean. Almost, but not quite.  So, I’ve only got a few pictures that I can show.

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Alyce opening one of her Leapster games.

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Yeah, some of the pictures came out nice and blurry.  Fixed them as best as I could. We need more light in our living room.  Kat and Alyce both got these huge dolls.

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Opening her Littlest Pet Shop virtual pet – and if anyone knows where the code is to this thing, I’d love you forever.  Pato said he took all the papers out of the box, but we can’t find the instructions to use it online.

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Jordan had a Bakugan Christmas. Not many pics of him I can show either because he, like dad, insists on wearing boxers.

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Miss Leecy

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Someone is excited!

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That’s Nano peaking over his present. Pato finally put on shorts.

I’m going to have to extract everyone if I want to scrap our Christmas pictures.  Pato, you’re a pain in the butt such a wonderful husband.

If you missed me testing out blogging from my Christmas present yesterday, here’s what I got -

I know, I know, I wanted a Palm Pre.  But they were all out of Pres until Monday and he wanted to get my present now.  He asked the lady which would be better for my business and she told him the Blackberry would be better anyway.  So he got that.  And know what, without trying it out next to the Palm Pre, I really like it.  Though, it did take me 2 hours to figure out how to import my contacts from my instinct to my computer and from my computer to the BlackberryI could have entered them in manually in that time.   It was easy once I figured it out.  I use incredimail so I never open Windows Mail ever, turned out I needed to import everything into Windows Mail so that I could export it to the Blackberry.  Just when I think I’m good technologically speaking, something comes a long to make sure I don’t think too highly of myself.

If you read the day after my birthday post, you know that it was a pain in the butt getting this phone for me. He ended up buying it, activating it on his line, then bringing it home, activating his old phone, and finally activating the blackberry on my line.  Sprint, I’ve loved you forever, but you really sucked it up this time.

They also got me

and

When I first opened them up, I loved the smell of the Curve most.  Put it on, smells so good.  Looked at the other and said, hmmm, Puma makes perfume.  Who would have thunk it?  Not I.  I smelled it, liked it, but not as much as the curve.  Last night I took a shower and put on the Puma create and holy crap.  I think it’s my favorite perfume on me ever.  That’s topping CoCo by Chanel, Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier,  and Bora Bora by Liz Claiborne (my favorite perfumes in the world before).

The kids presents were a hit.  Everyone was happy.  Until we went to use the Netbooks that I got at Menard’s.  Yeah, those pieces of crap are going back.  When I think of a netbook I think of Jordan’s EEE PC (that Alyce cracked the screen on and now has to be hooked to a monitor all the time, the whole reason we got new ones.)  These were like cell phone browers on steroids housed in a pop can.  (Meaning only that they were bigger than a cell phone, not that they had more power than one, cuz I think my Blackberry can do more than these netbooks could, heck my Instinct could do more than these can.) They were Augan’s.  Never ever ever ever get one.   Pato saw Dell’s at Walmart the other day that were only a bit more than these were, so he’s going to take these back to Menard’s and hope that Walmart has the Dell’s still.  Otherwise I told the kids that we could continue on with Kat using my laptop, Jordan using his hooked up to a monitor, and they could use their money from the computers to buy something that they want.

They were both good with that.  In fact, Jordan was better than good.  He got his DSi from his dad yesterday and he wants to use the money to buy all DS games.  There’s my son I know and love.  I’m sure Kat wants DS games too. Jordan was so sweet (he had a slight suspicion that he was getting the DSi he wanted for Christmas).  He wrapped up his DS and gave it to Katiana for Christmas.  I know, I know, everyone join me in a huge awwwww!  She only has one girl DS game (Pato grabbed her Barbie).  She’s going to have to wait until her birthday for more.  I’m done presented out.

Nano was hilarious opening his presents!  He kept getting in trouble the night before as we were putting the presents under the tree because he’d crawl as fast as he could, grab a present by the paper and yank, ripping the paper.  He must have remembered that yesterday morning because he didn’t want to unwrap anything.  He opened his Leap Frog My Pal Scout and that was it.  Either that or he was tired.  Cuz he whined an awful lot the whole time we were unwrapping presents.

We didn’t get to go to my sister’s house.  The roads were too bad for my parents to get into Des Moines yesterday, so we spent the rest of the day here just playing with new toys.  With 3 new MP3 players I think I spent my whole day upping their CDs to my computer so I could put all their music on them. Plus, all the Leap Frog toys get connected to the computer for various things.  Jordan went to his dad’s, somehow he made it in to get him.  Jordan sent me a picture of his DSi.  He’s a happy boy.

Today it’s off to the Manning family reunion.

By the time this is done it will be amazing if I don’t need a natural acne treatment from the stress off the holidays.  Go here, be there, buy that, wrap this.  I love Christmas, but I’m glad the stressful part is almost over.

I hope your Christmas was wonderful!
Have a great day!

and if you want to enter a bunch of giveaways, I’ve got new ones listed on my other blog.

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Sweet!

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 25 - 2009

Pato got me a crackberry, I mean blackberry for Christmas and Bobbie told me I could blog from it. I had to test it out! What do you know, you can! Cool!

I hope you all are having a merry merry Christmas!!

I’m going to need some weight loss pills after this is all said and done.  Chocolate everywhere I look and fruit salad as far as the eye can see.  Hey, it had fat free cool whip in it though!

Be back tomorrow!

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Do You Hear What I Hear?

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 24 - 2009

That’s my favorite Christmas song.  It just makes me happy.  What’s your favorite Christmas song?  I think Silent Night is right up there with my all time favorites and if we’re looking at winter ones, I think it would be

Sleigh Ride
And who doesn’t love a little Harry Connick Jr?
He makes me happy too.

I can hardly stand it!  It’s almost Christmas!  Pato has to work until 5, which stinks, but I’ll deal.  This afternoon the kids and I will be going to church for the candlelight ceremony.  Then we’ll go out for Chinese.  Yep, that’s how we roll on Christmas Eve.  It’s my dad’s birthday today.  (Happy birthday dad!) It’s a good thing  we all love Chinese food because it’s the only restaurant open in the evening on Christmas Eve.  We’ve been going as long as I can remember. Pato will catch up with us as soon as possible. Usually on the ride home he calls his mom and I get to hear how I’m a heathen because we aren’t going to midnight mass and because my children still aren’t baptized (it’s her tradition every year to try to convert me to Catholicism by telling me what will happen to me if I don’t do as she thinks I should.)  And might I say, Pato’s goes to Pentecostal services with us, I would have no problem going to midnight mass with him, that’s his choice not to go.  He doesn’t take credit for that with his mommy though.)

We’ll come home, the kids will do a mad dash cleaning up the living room (that they will have trashed between now and then, it’s what they do) because they’ll refuse to do it today and I’ll get tired of fighting them.  I also refuse to let them open any presents until the living room is spotless because I’ve got pictures to take people.  Ain’t going to be no messy living room in my Christmas pictures.   Then we’ll put out some milk and cookies (actually, it’s usually Little Debbie snack cakes) for Santa and a plate of lettuce and carrots outside in the snow for the reindeer (which will probably get lost because we’re expecting some nasty weather here tonight.). Finally we’ll get them all in bed and drag all the presents out here and pile them around the tree.  I’ll write each kid a letter from Santa to tuck in their stocking (telling them that he was proud of them this year, but to really work harder next year on keeping their rooms clean – it’s tradition.) Pato and I will all into bed exhausted for 4 hours or so of sleep, then Katiana will be bouncing on the bed at about 6 or 7. We’ll try to put her off until there is no more chance of sleeping.  She’ll run around the house and wake up everyone (that’s her Christmas job, but I’m not sure who gave it to her).  And we’ll come out here and open all the presents.  Jordan’s dad will come pick him up for Christmas at his house (if the weather doesn’t get as nasty as they are predicting because he won’t drive in bad weather, which is fine with me, it’s my precious cargo he’d be toting around on ice and snow.)

At 4 we’ll head over to my sister’s for turkey and noodle soup, which really isn’t a tradition of ours, my sister just didn’t want to do a whole huge meal at her house and all the places we reserve for our huge family we’re booked by the time my mom tried to get one.   Saturday is the Manning family get together (dad’s side).  Will be driving out to Winterset (again, weather permitting) to celebrate with my grandma and all of my aunts, uncles, cousins, 2nd cousins, once removed, twice brought back, all that jazz.

Then I can rest and relax……..ok, that might not happen until the kids are back in school on the 4th. Yesterday was their first day off and they were fighting by 11 AM.   If you’re traveling, stay safe – if it gets as nasty as they are saying here in Iowa, traveling through the midwest right now will be treacherous.  So, be careful!   And if you don’t come back here by then, have a very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!

(If you’re hear from SITS, I linked Mr linky w/my favorite 2009 post, but here it is too – Guess Who is Here)

Orange NJ invisalign – anyone tried them?  I’m worried my kids will need braces someday and I HATED mine.  Though, I’d probably go with an Iowa dentist.  Just the invisalign thing, wondering how people like that?

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Who Started Christmas

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 23 - 2009

Author Unknown
This morning I heard a story on the radio of a woman who was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable. And after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the elevator with her two kids.
She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year. Overwhelming pressure to go to every party, every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and treats, getting that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, making sure we don’t forget anyone on our card list, and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card.

Finally the elevator doors opened and there was already a crowd in the car. She pushed her way into the car and dragged her two kids in with her and all the bags of stuff.

When the doors closed she couldn’t take it anymore and stated, “Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and shot.”

From the back of the car everyone heard a quiet calm voice respond,

“Don’t worry we already crucified Him.”

For the rest of the trip down the elevator it was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

Don’t forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word. If we all did it, just think of how different this whole world would be.

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Who set the alarm?

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 23 - 2009

Cuz it wasn’t me. I said to Pato last night, I don’t have to set the alarm for 2 weeks!  I was all stoked. Then this morning someone’s internal alarm clock went off at 5:30 AM.  Christiano was crawling all over Pato and I, then onto Alyce who decided to get up. *sigh* So much for sleeping in on the first day of Christmas break.

Got up and came out here with them. Made some coffee. Sat down and went to upload my pictures I took to kick off the new Loreal Bzz Campaign from BzzAgent and my CF card is corrupt.  Another big *sigh* I guess it’s good I figured it out 2 days before Christmas vs taking all of my pictures Christmas morning and having it be corrupt, losing all my Christmas pictures. I still have time to go get a new CF card.  Kinda hard to think much more positively when I went to bed at 1 AM and got up at 5:30 AM.

It’s my own fault for staying up late when I hadn’t gotten much sleep the night before. (Remember Christmas present wrapping with Christiano?)  I got my replacement Kindle (the digital ink went all funky on mine AGAIN Thank God they ship the replacement under warranty out overnight.)  last night and was in the middle of Laurell K Hamilton’s book Blood Noir, book 16 in the Anita Blake series. I didn’t finish it, but I had to make myself turn it off and go to bed.  I have one more book left to read in that series, Skin Trade, and then I have to wait for book 18, Flirt,  to be released in Feb.  How did I miss that she came out with book 8 in the Merry Gentry series? Just saw Divine Misdemeanors on Amazon. It’s on my Kindle wish list now.  I love Laurell K Hamilton, I don’t have to wait years for her new books to come out.  In fact, I get surprised when I miss that one has come out and I haven’t seen it yet.  Maybe I should sign up for her mailing list?

Who are your favorite authors?  Besides Laurell K Hamilton, I *heart* Sherilyn Kenyon (I’m behind on her books now too), Diana GabaldonKaren Marie Moning, Stephenie Meyer, Charlaine Harris, Janet Evanovich, Jennifer Erin Valent, etc etc etc, can’t tell I like urban fantasy books can you? I love a good mystery and romance (especially historical romances) but I really love fantasy. (Not all of the authors listed are fantasy, but most of them are.)

I’ve got The Help by Katherine Stockett on my Kindle ready to read too.  I’ve heard really good things about that book.  I can’t wait to get started on it, but I have to finish my Anita Blake books that I’m reading first.

I have come to the realization that I have a major rajor slight addiction to my Kindle. I need a 12 step program.  When my Kindle broke Sunday night, I felt a little short of breath, my hands felt empty, I panicked thinking what am I supposed to do while nursing?  I know, I could gaze into his eyes, but if he’s going to sleep, I can’t gaze into his eyes.  At 10 months, I still think he’s the most precious thing ever (besides the 3 others), but I’ve done looked at him a lot already while he’s sleeping, I still get the urge to gaze upon his sleeping angel-ness, but at this point, you dual task while nursing most of the time.  What was I supposed to do?  Read a paper book?  EGADS! No, that wouldn’t have been bad if I hadn’t already read on my books here, twice. Since I bought my Kindle, I’ve had no need to buy a paperback.

I was taking a shower yesterday afternoon when Jordan came in and said I signed for the box the UPS man dropped off.

I said, is it my Kindle?  He said, yeah.  I did the naked dance of joy under the shower head.

I think I am going to go back to bed if children will join me.

I’m going to leave you with someone who is way more funny than I am right now.

Barefoot Foodie – Warning do not click that link if you have children behind you or if you like your humor tame because she is not tame at all.  I was laughing so hard reading that post that I just about PIMP.

Tons of giveaways I’ve entered posted on the Giveaway Chick blog.

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Have you ever tried….

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 22 - 2009

wrapping over 40 presents with a 10 month old trying to “help“?

Not easy.  Pato got home from work at 1 AM last night.  His friend’s car had broken down on the way home and Pato had to swing and grab him and take him home.  I have been complaining nagging politely telling him for awhile that I need the Christmas presents out of the garage.  At 1 AM while I’m tucked nice and warm in my bed he comes banging and clanging into the house with all the presents.  Santa does not make that kind of noise. He’s lucky the kids didn’t all wake up and see the unwrapped presents stacked in my kitchen.

Nano got up though.  And he got to work. While we tried to get to work.

We’d each start wrapping one present and he’d come over to annoy the crap out of me investigate, peering into one side of the unwrapped present as we are taping up the other side.  Trying to stick his nose and his hand inside to get the toy out.

When we’d stretch the paper out, he’d crawl over real fast to sit right in the middle of it.  Looking at us with this big smile as if he was saying, whatcha gonna do now?

Little poo.

He has this one car coming from Christmas that is from the movie Cars.  It makes a LOT of noise.  He was battling me to get that out of the paper until it disappeared completely. Then he sat in the middle of the floor throwing a fit because The King was all wrapped up.  At least I think it’s the king.  I forgot to look at the name.  Who knows, it’s blue.  I didn’t pay a lot of attention to the movie.  For all I know it’s Lightning McQueen……in blue.

He insisted on sitting on the girl’s dolls that they got.  Everytime we went to get one to wrap, Christiano was sitting on it.

Good times, let me tell you.

Now I have a stack of presents to my ceiling behind my bathroom door.  Think the kids will notice?  I normally have a stack of blankets folded behind there.  We don’t have a lot of storage.  Pato stacked all the presents up and then covered them with the blankets.  A stack that used to come up to my knees, now literally towers to the ceiling.

There’s a few big boxes.  Video game rocker chairs for Pato and Jordan, a Disney princess vanity, 2 life size walking dolls I got for $9 each at Walmart, and a Crawl and Go gym for Nano helped make the tower what it is.

They won’t notice the difference.  Until they are out of school.  Only because it’s dark in my room right now.  As soon as it’s light they will be drawn like moths to a flame and I’ll have to resort to threats of Santa picking up those toys and taking them off with him and not leaving any for them.  Yeah, see that Santa lie gets bigger and bigger.  It wouldn’t if they just stay away from the presents!

The Santa lie don’t work on Jordan any more.  He doesn’t believe in Santa now.

Broke my heart.

I got over it because then I had to quickly find new threats because he likes to make little comments to his sisters, instilling doubt in them about Santa.  Dude, you believed in him until you were 9.  Give them the same respect.

I don’t flat out lie to my kids about the existence of Santa.  When asked the age old question, mama, is Santa real?  I respond to, Santa is real to those who believe in him.  That’s not too bad is it?  Well, until you throw in the, mama, how can Santa see all the little kids every where at the same time?  Well, he has this big special telescope in the north pole that let’s him look at everyone, in the houses even to see if you’re being naughty or nice.

I turned Santa into the worlds’ biggest stalker with that jumbo one.

Then there’s the one about why all the presents are in my room if Santa is going to be dropping them off on Christmas Eve.  You see, the elves have so much to do with all the toy making for every kid in the world that they don’t have time to wrap.  So, they drop some off during the day when the kids are at school and all the parents help wrap presents.

And Santa and mama both buy their recycled wrapping paper from Walmart.  That’s why they are exactly the same wrapping paper when the boxes are in my closet to when they are under the tree. Both mama and Santa try to be green.

I’m going to Hell for lying to my children aren’t I?

It’ll be a section that resembles working retail during the holiday hours.  Those were the days.  I’m really glad I don’t have to do a retail job search until all the kids are in school  Then it’ll be back to working those dreaded holiday hours.  I’m babbling.  I’m tired.

Alright, on that note, I have to get my kids on the bus.  Then I’m going back to bed.  We finally were done wrapping at 3:30 AM and I had to get up at 7 with the kids.  Blech.  Nano’s acting like’s tired, so hopefully he’ll go back to sleep.  Have a great day!

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I Did It Again

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 21 - 2009

And this time it really was my fault.  I turned off the alarm instead of hitting snooze.  Last time Pato did it, but both times I fell asleep hard.  Normally I don’t do that.

I woke up and looked at the clock. 4 minutes until the bus arrived.

I jumped out of bed, thankful that I gave them both showers last night and ran around getting them up.  Last time this happened I actually had them out there and they didn’t miss the bus.  The bus is late more than it is on time.

Today, the bus was on time.

But, I got them to school before the tardy bell rang.  Yay me!  Now, I’m tired.  I didn’t get to drink my coffee before the panic mad dash started.  But I did it!

@Angela_Woo said it best, Mommy wins!

Yeah I did.

Now I have to get ready to be down by Drake University at 10:30. Someone on ReUseIt is giving me an HP 4.1 MP camera for Jordan for Christmas.  He asked for a digital camera at the last minute and I had already spent his Christmas money that we had allotted.  If he’d asked for something cheap, I might have snuck it in there, but he asked for a Digital Camera, and not a kid one, mom. I was going to wait til his birthday, but when this one came up, I asked and Tina was so sweet to give it to me for him.  I’m excited.  A kid doesn’t need to many MPs right? My camera has 8.  My first digital camera has like 3 MPs, years and years ago.  I don’t think he’ll be printing out any poster size pictures soon. He’ll be fine with 4.1.

It didn’t come with a USB cord, but I got one on Amazon for 1 cent plus $2.98 shipping and handling, hopefully to be delivered on Christmas Eve, but possibly the 26th.  Again, mommy wins!

In gerbil news: Miss Snowball has taken to throwing all of her bedding out of her cage.  That’s something Hammie never did.  Her bedding was all over the entertainment center, the carpet, Jesus. (I have a statue of Jesus standing at the door and knocking, the door has a light behind it giving it a soft glow in the window, it was my grandpa’s and when he passed away it was given to me.)

I told Pato what she was doing and he said, no pones tonto well, don’t put in so much bedding.  I don’t.  There’s just a couple of inches in there, but she tunnels and works her way through it so that there’s very little in certain spots and mountains in other places. 

-On a sidenote, I hate it when he and his family use the word tonto with me. I was always taught in my many years of Spanish classes that that meant stupid/dumb. They use it to mean too/so much. Still makes me think they are telling me I’m stupid. No I’m not.

Between the bird throwing his food out and the gerbil throwing her bedding out, my entertainment center is a mess. And Pato broke the handle off my vacuum cleaner somehow, so vacuuming it up is a pain in the butt breeze.

Speaking of the bird, I bought one of those tube feeders, thinking it would keep him from wasting so much food.  No, now he takes all the food out of the tube and puts it in his old dish (which I left in place so he could have something to stand on to get his food) THEN he throws it out of his cage. Dirty bird. (Ok, that’s what my grandpa used to say to someone when they had a good pool shot on him, you dirty bird you.)

I’ve got to get thing 3 and 4 ready to go.  Have a great day!

ETA – My Little Reviews is giving away a freakin’ laptop! I need a freakin’ laptop.  I know, I know, I blogged a couple of years ago that I got a laptop for myself, but it’s slow and Paintshop Pro bogs it down and I’m tired to my desktop anyway because the batter power is down to about 5 min.  Not much I can do in 5 minutes.  And she’s giving away a HP dm3 notebook.  It’s got Windows 7 and everything.  Which, I’m hoping is smoother than Vista was when it first came out.

Pick me Pick me!

If I keep eating raw cookie dough, I’m going to need some weight loss surgery Mexico style.  Though, I’m not even sure about what that means.  Just that it’s probably cheaper there than here.  But if you’re going to do it, get some recommendations and make sure it’s safe!

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I want a new bed.

Posted by Heather Manning On December - 21 - 2009

Have I complained about my bed?  I think I have.  The problem is, my children do flips on it.  I know you saw the evidence.  They’ve killed my bed.  Which in turn, kills my back.  I literally have to roll out of bed in the morning. Then I go to the kitchen and down 3 ibuprofin.  Once those take effect and I am up moving around, I’m fine until I go to sleep and wake up again the next day.

We keep saying we are going to get a new bed. I keep saying we have to wait until one of our other payments is paid off. Which technically is only my car payment and since I just got that last May, if we go my route, I’m going to have to wait years to get a new bed.  Pato would get one now if I’d let him charge it.

No, no, no charging.

We’ll just win one from Mommy Mandy.  Yep, just like that I tell you.  She is giving away any size of the new Sealy Posturepedic Innerspring Signature 11 Series (excluding Cal King). I’m good with a king since I seem to believe in co-sleeping until they are 3.  I lie, Alyce is still in my bed half the time.  And Christiano is in it. We have a king right now and Pato sleeps spread eagle with his arms spread out, while Nano and Alyce lay sideways, leaving me the crack between the bed and the wall.  They love me, they really do.

Mommy Mandy, you love me right?  You want what’s best for my back?

Oh crud, the random integer thing again?  Ok, fingers and toes crossed then.

I shouldn’t have told you all should I have?  Now you are all going to go enter and my chances of

winning

go

down.

See, that’s just what kind of friend I am.  I love y’all like that.

Mommy Mandy nor Sealy paid me to say these things. Nor did they give me a sample of anything to review for them.  They are my own thoughts and it’s all true.  Specially about my bed sucking and my back hurting.

:)

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