Not Everyone's Mama

Have I complained about my bed?  I think I have.  The problem is, my children do flips on it.  I know you saw the evidence.  They’ve killed my bed.  Which in turn, kills my back.  I literally have to roll out of bed in the morning. Then I go to the kitchen and down 3 ibuprofin.  Once those take effect and I am up moving around, I’m fine until I go to sleep and wake up again the next day.

We keep saying we are going to get a new bed. I keep saying we have to wait until one of our other payments is paid off. Which technically is only my car payment and since I just got that last May, if we go my route, I’m going to have to wait years to get a new bed.  Pato would get one now if I’d let him charge it.

No, no, no charging.

We’ll just win one from Mommy Mandy.  Yep, just like that I tell you.  She is giving away any size of the new Sealy Posturepedic Innerspring Signature 11 Series (excluding Cal King). I’m good with a king since I seem to believe in co-sleeping until they are 3.  I lie, Alyce is still in my bed half the time.  And Christiano is in it. We have a king right now and Pato sleeps spread eagle with his arms spread out, while Nano and Alyce lay sideways, leaving me the crack between the bed and the wall.  They love me, they really do.

Mommy Mandy, you love me right?  You want what’s best for my back?

Oh crud, the random integer thing again?  Ok, fingers and toes crossed then.

I shouldn’t have told you all should I have?  Now you are all going to go enter and my chances of

winning

go

down.

See, that’s just what kind of friend I am.  I love y’all like that.

Mommy Mandy nor Sealy paid me to say these things. Nor did they give me a sample of anything to review for them.  They are my own thoughts and it’s all true.  Specially about my bed sucking and my back hurting.

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