some new office furniture. Besides the fact that my desk is this mammoth desk that I got handed down to me by Pato’s boss when they got new office furniture, my desk chair could use some help. It was fine. It truly was. But then Alyce got a hold of some A&D ointment while I was nursing Christiano and I guess she thought it looked chapped. So she spread the ointment ALL over my suede chair seat. This is after she spread my night cream all over it (my chair had no wrinkles to worry about, unlike myself.) and she got in some serious trouble for that. My children pick the moments when I’m with Christiano in my bedroom nursing him because the kids are distracting him when we’re in the living room. That’s when they do their naughtiest things. I think my mom is right. I think they all need to be lined up in a row on the floor in front of me while I’m nursing the baby. Possibly chained together. ROFL Just kidding bout the last part.
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