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By a Tail!

Posted by Heather On October - 27 - 2007

Last night at mom’s was drama free. Woohoo! LOL Probably because my brother and his girlfriend didn’t show up. My sister and I think it will be quite awhile before she does again. I’d be ashamed of myself too if I talked about my mom like that. Poophead. Shhhh! Don’t tell my kids I used that term, they aren’t allowed too. ROFL

So, we had a nice relaxing evening. My mom made homemade goulash, then we all made chocolate chip/m&m cookies. My kids were responsible for pouring the goodies into the mix. My mom turned her back, and I said, pour it all! pour it all! So, they are quite chocolate-m&m-y. Katiana kept saying, I’ve never had chocolate chip cookies before! Whatever! ROFL Ok, seriously, I don’t bake very often, but I did make chocolate chip cookies last winter quite a few times.

Then she was all worried about daddy. Grandma, can I take a cookie to my daddy? Grandma, we have to get a cookie for daddy. Grandma, I need to put a cookie in a baggie to take to my daddy. Grandma – yes, Katiana, you can take a cookie to your daddy. LOL Mmmmm! Had to go get one, they are sooo yummy!

A little excitement on the way home. It’s dark. My parents live on the gravel road from – you know the song Highway To Hell? Pretty much describes their road. All 4 of us kids have had serious car accidents on it. (My youngest brother was thrown out the window, in a coma for a few days, and almost died in my car accident.) On that note, I drive slowly down it. And thank goodness I was. If I had gone any faster, I wouldn’t have had time to stop when I did, and that was too close for comfort. So, we’re driving along, minding our own business, when I spot a deer that had just come to the side of the road while I was close to it. (Bushes and trees by the side, you can’t see them til they are almost on the road.) I hit my brakes, because you know what a deer does. Yep, took off right for my car. And I believe I screamed holy – finish that sentence on your own. I was scared to death I would lose control on the gravel, but I held it. I say I missed the deer by a tail (her tail for that matter – which wasn’t very big), Jordan swears we actually brushed it’s tail with the car. I’ve come close before, but that was too close for comfort. Seriously, my heart was pounding, my hands were shaking, I was sure I was going to hit it. It was a doe. But, it wasn’t a small doe. It would have done some damage to my car had we collided.

Then Jordan, you want to hear what came out of my male chauvinistic son’s mouth? A Female! It was a female! I can’t believe a female would have guts like that! A female just ran out in the road.

Don’t care if it was a deer or not, we had a lecture about how women can do anything men can do. ROFL

Then, we continue on down the road, get on the interstate, close to home, I see flashing lights everywhere. I don’t know what was in that van that all the cops (including unmarked cars) had pulled over.  But they sure were causing a scene. LOL

We made it home safe and sound. When I went to take my contacts out I noticed that I need to redye my hair. LOL Either that or that deer caused a few gray hairs to pop out.

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8 Responses to “By a Tail!”

  1. Cate says:

    Mornin! LOL Hmmm. a FEMALE had guts?!?! Most of the time I think we have a few more than the males! LOL Most of the men I know certainly couldn’t withstand natural childbirth…

    Anywho, glad things went well last night! CC cookies, huh? Now guess what I’m craving!

  2. Ladybug says:

    Mmmm…cookies! I will be baking soo enough for the holidays-that seems to be the only time anymore! Glad you got home safely, Heather! I hate driving at night due to night blindness, so I try and make sure that Joe’s does all the driving… :) Have an awesome day and see you tomorrow!!!

  3. heather says:

    heather i love reading your blog. you always make me laugh. i have to watch for deers now where i live. have come close, but not as close as you. glad you are safe!

  4. Purple Frog says:

    Oh no, Heather!! SO glad you missed the deer! And I agree … I think we have more guts than males ;) Mmmmmm …. chocolate chip cookies …I have the BESTEST recipe for those … I may have to scrap it :)

  5. Hi, this is my first visit to your blog, it looks great! Now you made my hungry after CCC!! :) Have a great weekend!

  6. Andrea says:

    Hey there! I sent you an email with my latest LO in it using your stuff. THANKS!! Gotta love that black light paper, it’s AWESOME. Glad that chickadee didn’t show her face at your mom’s house, I’m sure that was a weight off everybody. Seriously, some people have all the nerve.

    My folks live on a mountain south of Lake Tahoe in California, and that road scares the peepers out of me. It’s barely one lane in spots, with loads of blind corners, and areas where the road is falling away and it’s really easy to fall off the road. I went to a night service at my brother’s church when I was there and I was seriously white knuckling it all the way home. You couldn’t see five inches with your lights on low beam, and if you put on your high beams it was like you were in this leafy room. And there are dead deers galore on that road, so I feel ya!

    Come by my blog for my big news!

  7. Victoria says:

    I’m so glad you are all safe! What a scare. I think my kids would have heard a colorful word or too if that happened to me. I know what you mean about deer just jumping out. My dad had one running next to his truck, then it did this suicidal zigzag and jumped in front of the truck. My dad’s truck had a few thousand dollars worth of damage, but luckily he was fine!

    Those cookies sounded yummy and rich.

  8. Tara (aka AbbysMamma) says:

    Great photos…everyone is having so much fun!

    Adorable papers too. :)

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