I think she’s ready to potty train -
Heather Manning
Do you know what my daughter did yesterday? Well, let me start this with saying, she’s been taking off her diaper and peeing on my carpet. I lead her to the potty, where she sits and just laughs, thinking it’s a jolly good ol’ time. Well, yesterday I look over to see my daughter has no diaper on. I said, where is your diaper?? Katiana said, “and look mom!” I look to what she is pointing at. No, not on my carpet. She had emptied out my clothes basket, stepped into it, and peed in that. ROFL WHAT? You know where your potty is. I guess that was close enough to her potty. So, my basket sat in the shower with water and Clorox for a bit. LOL Just to be safe.
Then, (if you get grossed out easily, skip this paragraph) what happened at soccer practice almost had me lose my dinner. I am now for tougher pooper scooper laws. ROFL Man, I’m sitting there with Alyce, watching Kat play. I look at my hand and there is poop all over it. HUH?? I look down my daughter’s diaper, nothing. You got it, dog poop. *gagging* Did I have a baby wipe? No. Did I have hand sanitizer? No. Was there a sink with soap? No. I sat there rubbing the back of my hand on the grass (after looking for a spot I was sure had no poo) forever getting it off. Katiana was rolling. Not funny. Prayed for the minutes to get over so I could leave. Came home and I swear to you I washed my hands for 15 minutes when I walked in the door. Put the baby down, put my purse down, and ran to the bathroom. What the heck is wrong with people, not cleaning up after there dogs in an area where people are sitting on the ground watching their kids play???? I am now going to take our chairs with us to practice. I usually don’t bother because it’s just easier (and more fun) to be on the ground with the kids. Blech. I called my sister and said, “Do you use a pooper scooper when you walk Daisy?” She said no, but that she takes her out to the back yard to poop before and after walks and they clean that up back there. Ok, you’re lucky man. Don’t let me catch your dog pooping where people sit. ROFL
That’s about it. Jordan got to play goalie last night for the first time this season under his new coach who obviously didn’t know that that is Jordan’s position. (I’m being a little sarcastic here, my son thought the coach should automatically put him in because Jordan told him too. LOL) But, once he started playing goalie, the coach kept him in there the whole game. He really loved it.
Tomorrow Kat has soccer at 9. And Jordan has it at 1:30 an hour away from us. I’m sure I’ll have tons of pictures for you on Monday.
In the meantime I should invest in one of the nice espresso machines. Just a shot here and there. I’m so tired. Ok, I shouldn’t. If my cappuccino and coffee makes me sick, I’m sure espresso would too. LOL
Have a wonderful day!

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